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lanalangss:

Aquafamily + reunited

Look at how happy Marina is.


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tags: #Side note though #Why in the fuck would you name your daughter Marina when you are a memeber of an aquatic species


chrisdwoo:

annerocious:

dduane:

lettersfromtitan:

counteragentfilms:

jackslenderman:

WaterBOB 100gal bathtub water jug.
In an emergency with water shortages people are told to fill their bathtubs to have water on hand. but most bathtubs are not clean in an emergency, and the water will evaporate when left open to the air over time.
WaterBOB solves those problems! Holds 100gal of water, fits any bathtub, and has a hand pump to pump out water as you need without wasting any. Keeps the water clean and fresh, FDA approved material and BPA free. Costs less than 20$ and available on amazon.

Bought two when was in my doomsday prepper phase

This is brilliant.

What a smart idea!

Doomsday prepper phase! In mine, I bought a whole bunch of dry lentils.

Huh.

This is really cool.

chrisdwoo:

annerocious:

dduane:

lettersfromtitan:

counteragentfilms:

jackslenderman:

WaterBOB 100gal bathtub water jug.


In an emergency with water shortages people are told to fill their bathtubs to have water on hand. but most bathtubs are not clean in an emergency, and the water will evaporate when left open to the air over time.

WaterBOB solves those problems! Holds 100gal of water, fits any bathtub, and has a hand pump to pump out water as you need without wasting any. Keeps the water clean and fresh, FDA approved material and BPA free. Costs less than 20$ and available on amazon.

Bought two when was in my doomsday prepper phase

This is brilliant.

What a smart idea!

Doomsday prepper phase! In mine, I bought a whole bunch of dry lentils.

Huh.

This is really cool.


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chrisdwoo:

annerocious:

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

Here’s that awesome plot you were looking for.

Wasn’t that a plot from Friends?

Yep yep. And the sister, Ursula, used Phoebe’s name as her porn name.


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Metalbending masters.

This at least disproves my theory that Avatars can’t do the advanced forms.


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jinxasaurus:

whitebeltwriter:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

I’d break the button after hitting it so hard

am i the only one terrified at this option? for one week you’re at the whims of a child for everything. even the nicest ad best intentioned children still have no concept of what you need to actually survive for a week. especially since children don’t have firm grasps on concepts like money  and quantities. and especially since you’re not asking them if you CAN buy something, but it says they just decide on their own. so if that kid goes “i want ONE HUNDRED KITTIES!” you better pray that kid also gets enough supplies to feed and care for those one hundred kitties for a week. 
and don’t be surprised if every meal is candy and chocolate for that week too. 

The key is to limit the options that the kid gets to choose from.

jinxasaurus:

whitebeltwriter:

judgingitsilently:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

I’d break the button after hitting it so hard

am i the only one terrified at this option? for one week you’re at the whims of a child for everything. even the nicest ad best intentioned children still have no concept of what you need to actually survive for a week. especially since children don’t have firm grasps on concepts like money  and quantities. and especially since you’re not asking them if you CAN buy something, but it says they just decide on their own. so if that kid goes “i want ONE HUNDRED KITTIES!” you better pray that kid also gets enough supplies to feed and care for those one hundred kitties for a week. 

and don’t be surprised if every meal is candy and chocolate for that week too. 

The key is to limit the options that the kid gets to choose from.


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alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

Naw, He went “Bro, what?”


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Apparently one of the possibilities for this celeb hack thing was using the communal wifi at the Academy Awards.


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"

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

"— Robin Williams  (via lovequotesrus)


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tags: #Robin Williams


beatboxfox replied to your post: Wait so what happened with celebrities…

icloud or whatever got hacked, tons of female celebs nudes leaked without their permission, some of them are saying they’re fakes but nah. Not a single dude celeb nude leaked.

maximilianyearsbc replied to your post: Wait so what happened with celebrities…

Huge hack. Everyone naked. Feel bad. Not much more to say. Imagine someone will get FBI’d.

Shit. That is fucking crazy. You would think that in this day and age that we would have better security algorithms on shit to keep assholes from doing this.


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tags: #beatboxfox #maximilianyearsbc


Wait so what happened with celebrities phones and stuff?


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This is a very important gifset.

Extremely accurate.


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sometimes the shape you take reflects the p e r s o n that you are.

Okay the Kanima makes sense because it was a transitional state born out of a lack of control. But why is Kate a Werejaguar?


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tags: #teen wolf #Spoilers?


I expected the new TMNT to be bad. But I never expected it to be as bad as it is.


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So I am catching up on the current season of Teen Wolf and my one question is where is Isaac? I mean I know he left town at the end of season 3, but no calls texts emails?


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221books:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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In regards to the contract, to resign he had to resign.

That sentence has two entirely different ways to be read. That is one too many.


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tags: #Truth